Short jokes part 3?

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said," Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"

His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman - and then, BAM!, it was all gone!"

"What happened?" asked his friend. "My wife found out..."

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

Short jokes part 3?house call

lmao all very good again*

Short jokes part 3?matchless

hahaha very funny
now you know why i am single
Ha ha! Good ones!
lol
ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh

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againa another star for you

keep em comin
lol,10/10, star excellent.

Thank you for posting.

I loved your post.
haha
yer excelling tonight, another cracker

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Good one
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i love all those jokes im gonna look up the rest right now!