What is the corniest thing you have ever heard?

i like very corny things that are actually funny. i don't use them but i can't help but laugh when i hear them.

haha... "With a little Try, and a little umph, you get... Triumph!"

thats one of my favorites.

"your one french fry short of a happy meal."

What is the corniest thing you have ever heard?husqvarna

"stick with the winners and win with the stickers"

"Keep coming back. It works if you work it so work it you're worth it"

(I'm in AA if you haven't guessed already)

What is the corniest thing you have ever heard?microsoft office

The corniest thing I've ever heard was like, years ago, and some kid outside of my middle school was standing on the sidewalk, and some girl goes up to him. He was holding an instrument case, and she says, "Oh, what instrument do you play?" He looks at her, straight in the eyes, and says:

"I play the SEXophone, baby."

Sexophone instead of saxophone. That was the corniest thing EVER.
I dunno. Just the other day at walmart this older lady with her husband was looking at flip flops. And there are ones that have like you know the jewelish looking things on them and I heard her say ' Thats got some bling bling on that' and her husband goes ' what?' and she goes ' Thats got bling bling on that' OMG i about burst out laughing when she said it hahaha. Still makes me laugh..
"give it the old college try"
this reminds me of the movie "shoot em' up"

the corniest thing was when clive owen killed someone by sticking a carrot thru a guy's eyes and he said "eat your vegetables"
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