Funny or not religious ones?

Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A: Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.

Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

A: Pharaoh's daughter; she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

A: Ruth-less.

Q: Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?

A: Nebuchadnezzar; he was on grass for seven years.

Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

A: David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

A: Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.

A: 2 Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen, "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A: Samson; he brought the house down.

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LOL!
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heehee... altho u'd hafta know a bit of christianity to get it.
Q: Who is purple and rides on the back of the wild beast?

A: Babylon the Grape . . . (Revelation 17:3,5)
how jolly puntastic
really funny....
Yeah, that was pretty good! :)
NICE ONE
Seems you read the bible very well. keep going and learn what it teaches us not the funny things.
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lol some good ones in there.x =) 10/10